Hemp Clothing
We love hemp... industrial hemp, that is. You should be wearing hemp clothing. Growing hemp is better for the earth than growing cotton. To read why, click here.
men's hemp tee
women's hemp tee
Hemp is technically superior to cotton: hemp fibers are more durable, provide better UV protection, wick moisture, and are anti-microbial (this can sometimes be useful).
Sustainable fibers combined with a great fit; you'll like our hemp clothing. Questions? Call Alicia at 303-928-7170. She'll go on and on about how great our shirts are. She's wearing one now.
Sustainable fibers combined with a great fit; you'll like our hemp clothing. Questions? Call Alicia at 303-928-7170. She'll go on and on about how great our shirts are. She's wearing one now.
Dagny's view of ONNO's Hemp Clothing (and other things):
How can something I smoke also be something I wear? I mean, hemp clothing? C'mon man. That's crazy talk. I can't even see my clothes under all this smoke. Seriously. There is smoke. I think there's a fire. Hold on. I have to grab my hemp clothing before the house burns down....Sorry about that, I'm back. Turns out I burned my steak to a crisp, but at least all my hemp clothing would have made it out safely.
Hemp and marijuana are two different things, but it's pretty amazing that you can pull a plant out of the ground and wear it. I mean there is some work between the pulling and the wearing, but we take care of all that for you. What you get is soft, yes soft, comfortable clothing, like wearing those old boxers with the holes in them that you should have thrown away years ago but never got around to doing. Our hemp clothing will be like that, but without the holes since it's a super duperidliiscious fabric. Yes, that's a new word I just made up, kind of like when I made up the word rabbit. I was there when God was naming animals and he wanted to call the long eared animal an earjack. I told him that wasn't very pretty for such a soft fluffy rabbit, so we compromised and he got to keep the jack and I got to keep rabbit. So please try not to hit them when they jump out on the highway in the middle of the night. They do not know it isn't safe to travel highways late at night. Speaking of celebrities... oh, we weren't? Okay, well I want to speak of celebrities. Maybe we could have a contest where each celebrity has to fashion their own hemp clothing line. The winner gets to give the salary of their next film to hemp farmers. It's a win win situation. At least in my book. So go out, buy some hemp clothing, take your shirt out on the town and let people see how good you look!
It's pretty amazing that you can pull a plant out of the ground and wear it. I mean there is some work between the pulling and the wearing, but we take care of all that for you. What you get is soft, yes soft, comfortable clothing, like wearing those old boxers with the holes in them that you should have thrown away years ago but never got around to doing. Our hemp clothing will be like that, but without the holes since it's a super duperidliiscious fabric. Yes, that's a new word I just made up, kind of like when I made up the word rabbit. I was there when God was naming animals and he wanted to call the long eared animal an earjack. I told him that wasn't very pretty for such a soft fluffy rabbit, so we compromised and he got to keep the jack and I got to keep rabbit. So please try not to hit them when they jump out on the highway in the middle of the night. They do not know it isn't safe to travel highways late at night.
Hemp Man does know that night is where bad things can happen, but night is also the time where the stars shine the brightest, your eyes rest and all your other senses come to life. You can guide yourself by your nose, your ears will hear the smallest sound and amplify it for your mind to judge whether it's a friendly or hostile noise. Hemp Man is a superhero whose senses are alive, whose wardrobe consists of hemp clothing and whose philosophy is 'Respect your elders. Mother Nature's the oldest, so listen when she cries.' His superpowers include morphing into different entities, in order to reignite people's connection with nature. When a bald eagle appears, Hemp Man may be telling you that there is beauty even when your heart is broken or you're having a bad day. There is always something inspirational in the world for you to rejoice in. Speaking of celebrities....oh, we weren't? Superhero's, celebrities, it's the best transition I could make. Anyway, I want to speak of celebrities. Maybe we could have a contest where each celebrity has to fashion their own hemp clothing line. The winner gets to give the salary of their next film to hemp farmers. It's a win win situation. At least in my book. So go out, buy some hemp clothing, take your shirt out on the town and let people see how good you look!
* The view expressed above by Dagny about ONNO's hemp clothing, and other things, are solely Dagny's views and may not be shared by all people at ONNO... we love Dagny and since she has control of the our website she can pretty much say whatever she likes
How can something I smoke also be something I wear? I mean, hemp clothing? C'mon man. That's crazy talk. I can't even see my clothes under all this smoke. Seriously. There is smoke. I think there's a fire. Hold on. I have to grab my hemp clothing before the house burns down....Sorry about that, I'm back. Turns out I burned my steak to a crisp, but at least all my hemp clothing would have made it out safely.
Hemp and marijuana are two different things, but it's pretty amazing that you can pull a plant out of the ground and wear it. I mean there is some work between the pulling and the wearing, but we take care of all that for you. What you get is soft, yes soft, comfortable clothing, like wearing those old boxers with the holes in them that you should have thrown away years ago but never got around to doing. Our hemp clothing will be like that, but without the holes since it's a super duperidliiscious fabric. Yes, that's a new word I just made up, kind of like when I made up the word rabbit. I was there when God was naming animals and he wanted to call the long eared animal an earjack. I told him that wasn't very pretty for such a soft fluffy rabbit, so we compromised and he got to keep the jack and I got to keep rabbit. So please try not to hit them when they jump out on the highway in the middle of the night. They do not know it isn't safe to travel highways late at night. Speaking of celebrities... oh, we weren't? Okay, well I want to speak of celebrities. Maybe we could have a contest where each celebrity has to fashion their own hemp clothing line. The winner gets to give the salary of their next film to hemp farmers. It's a win win situation. At least in my book. So go out, buy some hemp clothing, take your shirt out on the town and let people see how good you look!
It's pretty amazing that you can pull a plant out of the ground and wear it. I mean there is some work between the pulling and the wearing, but we take care of all that for you. What you get is soft, yes soft, comfortable clothing, like wearing those old boxers with the holes in them that you should have thrown away years ago but never got around to doing. Our hemp clothing will be like that, but without the holes since it's a super duperidliiscious fabric. Yes, that's a new word I just made up, kind of like when I made up the word rabbit. I was there when God was naming animals and he wanted to call the long eared animal an earjack. I told him that wasn't very pretty for such a soft fluffy rabbit, so we compromised and he got to keep the jack and I got to keep rabbit. So please try not to hit them when they jump out on the highway in the middle of the night. They do not know it isn't safe to travel highways late at night.
Hemp Man does know that night is where bad things can happen, but night is also the time where the stars shine the brightest, your eyes rest and all your other senses come to life. You can guide yourself by your nose, your ears will hear the smallest sound and amplify it for your mind to judge whether it's a friendly or hostile noise. Hemp Man is a superhero whose senses are alive, whose wardrobe consists of hemp clothing and whose philosophy is 'Respect your elders. Mother Nature's the oldest, so listen when she cries.' His superpowers include morphing into different entities, in order to reignite people's connection with nature. When a bald eagle appears, Hemp Man may be telling you that there is beauty even when your heart is broken or you're having a bad day. There is always something inspirational in the world for you to rejoice in. Speaking of celebrities....oh, we weren't? Superhero's, celebrities, it's the best transition I could make. Anyway, I want to speak of celebrities. Maybe we could have a contest where each celebrity has to fashion their own hemp clothing line. The winner gets to give the salary of their next film to hemp farmers. It's a win win situation. At least in my book. So go out, buy some hemp clothing, take your shirt out on the town and let people see how good you look!
* The view expressed above by Dagny about ONNO's hemp clothing, and other things, are solely Dagny's views and may not be shared by all people at ONNO... we love Dagny and since she has control of the our website she can pretty much say whatever she likes